Me: "Stay in the car Channy"
Me: "What is going on out there?"
Me: "Stay in the car Channy"
Me: "Why is Ty and friend the only one's running suicides?"
Me: Now out of the car at the fence with my hand on my hips giving the stink eye to the coach...
Me: (asking a Freshman player) "How long have those two been running?"
Small Freshman Soccer Player: "I don't know about half of practice"
Me: "What did they do?"
Small Freshman Soccer Player: "They were talking while coach was."
Me: Walking with my hands in the air shaking, eyes fixed on the coach, "What is going on here?"
JV Coach (Not even the Varsity Coach): "They are running because they were giving me Varsity Attitude... they thought they did not have to listen."
Me: "So they had to run for half of practice?" " No water...YOU Couldn't do that!!!!###***"
JV Coach (NEVC): "Well I am a fifty year old man."
Me: "I am a very angry 40 year old woman."
Me to other coach that walks by (By the way he is about 23 with spikes in his lips and still thinks he is a HS soccer star): "YOU CAN'T DO THAT EITHER!!!!***###"
Other spikey coach: "Mam' calm down lets talk about this"
Ty: "Moommmmm please stop lets go"
Me: "What I am just trying to find out what is going on"
Other Spikey Coach: "Long Explanation about RESPECT, sportsmanship what a good player your son is... Blah Blah."
Me: Still wanting to fight and verge of tears
Ty: Mom this is not helping...
Me: "Alright then"
Spikey Coach: "Do you want to talk to the Varsity coach he is in Durango and will be back tonight."
Me: Ignore him and walk to car
Ty: Very upset..." I didn't even do anything"
Me: "Don't ever make me come to your practice and watch that again...all while crying hysterically"
Me an hour later sitting on the bathroom floor
Ty: "Mom are you alright?" "Can we ever be friends again?"
Me:"...I hate that I am crazy."
So I ask myself was any of that necessary. NO. So Why????
